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Nearly
50 songs long and possessed of no discernible musical vision - folk, goth, punk,
pop and more vie for the listener's attention - Ho
Ho Ho Spice: A Hospice Awareness And Benefit Project (Volunteer Records, 2002)
is a worthy effort that can be a taxing, discombobulating listen. That said, some
very accomplished material is nestled here amongst a raft of rather anonymous, often
amateur music. In fact, Ho
Ho Ho Spice contains no less than five entries from my Top
100 Songs list, including super-rare tracks by the Reducers ("Nothing For
Christmas") and Sonny Columbus & His Del Fuegos ("That Punchbowl Full
Of Joy"), a not-so-scarce classic from NRBQ (Christmas Wish"), and two
cuts from Chris Stamey's currently out-of-print Christmas
Time (Stamey's title track and the dB's "Holiday Spirit").
Beyond those acknowledged classics, Ho
Ho Ho Spice captures a number of worthy older efforts - some of them also quite
rare - from notable artists. These include exemplary songs from Graham Parker ("Soul
Christmas" from his out-of-print EP, Christmas
Cracker); Wednesday Week ("Christmas Here Could Never Be Like That," a
track from the legendary Midnight Christmas
Mess series); Klark Kent ("Yo Ho Ho," a pseudonymous release by Stewart
Copeland of the Police); and two cuts from the deleted 1991 power pop collection Yuletunes.
Plus, unexpected gems emerge beyond those stellar tracks. Some are "lost classics" unearthed
for the project (c.f. the Hungry Dutchmen's 1988 pop nugget, "Looking For Santa")
while others are newly recorded. Of those, tracks by Mike Daly (ex-Whiskeytown),
Buzzed Meg (featuring Smithereen Jim Babjak), and Marina Belica (formerly of October
Project) are particular standouts. Adding it all up, Ho
Ho Ho Spice begins to look a lot like a Christmas cornucopia.
By the final tally, Ho
Ho Ho Spice encompasses 24 essential Christmas tracks (see
below). Bottom line, that's one very solid CD, albeit one that's spread over
two very long discs. Nevertheless, Ho
Ho Ho Spice sells for a bargain price, and it serves a very worthy cause
(read more). So, buy one, then rip the good
tracks to your hard drive - that's what MP3 players are made for!
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The
relative success of Ho
Ho Ho Spice spawned a sequel three years later. Holiday
Heart: An Eclectic, Aural Celebration of Christmas and Chanukah (2005) is almost
identical in format to its predecessor - two discs of eclectic, modern, original
Christmas music. Beyond that point, the resemblance fades as Holiday
Heart strays from the modestly stellar trail blazed by Ho
Ho Ho Spice pnto the well-trodden path of mediocrity.
Unlike Ho Ho Ho Spice,
most of these tracks were recorded specifically for the project and make their
commercial debut herein. Nearly all of the rest were pulled from recent, independent
releases, and none of the contributing artists are particularly noteworthy - save,
perhaps, Rick Derringer, the man responsible for two of rock's greatest songs ("Hang
On Sloopy" and "Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo") but who limps in here
with the treacly "Christmas Valentine." In fact, many Holiday
Heart artists qualify as positively obscure (most deserve to stay that way),
and their contributions rarely reach beyond pleasantly competent. Which is not
an overly harsh criticism; music is supposed to be pleasant, generally speaking.
And, competence is hardly a sin, even for the most dissentious musician. But, we
have a right to demand more from our art - pop or otherwise.
Much of the music on Holiday
Heart (and a sizeable chunk of Ho
Ho Ho Spice) was made possible by the digital revolution of the 1990's. The
cheap technology that emerged from those heady days created a world where everybody
can make a record. And, sometimes it seems like everybody does - nevermind talent,
or something original to say, or demonstrable demand for their dubious art. Freedom
is great, but it inevitably produces a glut of mediocre byproducts - the sort
of pleasantly competent piffle that comprises most of Holiday
Heart.
And, some of this stuff doesn't even rise to that modest level. At least a dozen
of these tracks are frankly embarrassing. Bluntly stated, way too much of Holiday
Heart is navel-gazing, sentimental crap: poorly written, badly sung, and produced
with all the panache of a cheap demo tape. Really. Stop me when I've said too much...
Nevertheless, amidst such dross, a few jewels shine on Holiday
Heart, though none approach the wicked genius of songs like "Holiday
Spirit" or "Punchbowl Full Of Joy" from Ho
Ho Ho Spice. The Montgomery Cliffs' "Christmas Lights" (from their Stocking
Stuffer EP) is a lost power pop classic, and the Bitter Tears' "12 Days" is
an unexpected, emo-tinged retelling of the hoary carol "Twelve Days of Christmas." I
particularly enjoyed the Dismemberment Plan's dry reading of Donny Hathaway's "This
Christmas" (though I'm not sure why), and Paula Kelley's frothy, charming "Why
Christmas" triumphs over it's flat production.
Holiday Heart also
includes previously released cuts from notables Ron Sexsmith, Mary Karlzen, and
Washington D.C. roots rockers Last Train Home, and it culls yet another track (albeit
a minor one) from Chris Stamey's Christmas
Time (Cathy Harrington's goofy "Sha La La"). So, is that enough to
warrant a purchase? Given the cause - sure. As with Ho
Ho Ho Spice, Holiday
Heart has some great music, but it will benefit even more from some judicious
slashing, ripping, and burning.
Consumer Notes. The back cover of Ho
Ho Ho Spice warned, "This release is limited to the 2002 season," but
both the original release and its sequel were still available through CD
Baby last time I looked (or check Amazon).
Read more at www.hohohospice.com, the
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Albums
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Songs
- And To All A Good Night (Five Chinese Brothers, 1997)
- Another Perfect Christmas (Keith LuBrant, 2002)
- Auld Lang Syne (Cucumbers, 2000)
-
Christmas Time (Chris Stamey, 1985) Top 100 Song [ close]
Comparing "Christmas Time" to the dB's "Holiday Spirit" - a song much higher on my Top 100 - the former
is in many ways a better song. It is certainly a more sophisticated composition and expertly
played record. But while the manic performance and cynical perspective of the latter won
me over, Stamey's earlier record (a virtual paean to Big Star) is a classic in its own
right. From the letter-perfect power pop arrangement (chiming guitars, soaring harmonies,
thundering drums) to the inventive way Stamey rewrites holiday homilies in his lyrics, "Christmas
Time" bores its way into the subconscious and will not let go. (Both songs are included
on the CD editions of Christmas Time, a collection
of tunes by Chris Stamey and friends.)
- Christmas Wish (NRBQ, 1979)
Top 100 Song
- Christmas Here (Could Never Be Like That) (Wednesday Week, 1984)
- Gift You Always Wanted (Boss Gremlin, 2002)
-
Holiday Spirit (The dB's, 1993) Top 100 Song [ close]
When Chris Stamey's 1985 EP, Christmas
Time, was fleshed out in 1993 to full-album length,
the dB's "Holiday Spirit" was added and
became an immediate Generation-X yuletide anthem.
"I've got that holiday spirit - Gimme! Gimme!
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" Peter Holsapple screams
over slashing guitars and a pounding, maniacal beat.
In just one minute and twenty-six seconds, the band
crams in three verses and three choruses of unrelenting
sarcasm and sexual innuendo. Then, suddenly, it's
over - efficient and brilliant, like Santa Claus himself.
- (I'll Be Glad When) Christmastime Is Done (Bite The Wax Godhead, 1994)
- It's About That Time (The Idea, 1991)
- It's Christmas (Brave Combo, 1991)
- It's Love On Christmas Day (Buzzed Meg, 2001)
- It's Not Christmas (Kelley Ryan, aka the astroPuppees, 1991)
- Joy To The World (Butties, circa 2002)
- Looking For Santa (Hungry Dutchmen, 1988)
- Merry Christmas Eve (Better Than Ezra, 2002)
- Nothing For Christmas (Reducers, 1988)
Top 100 Song
- O Come O Come Emmanuel (Marina Belica, 2002)
- Something 'Bout This Time Of Year (Mike Daly, 2002)
- Soul Christmas (Graham Parker & Nona Hendryx, 1994)
- That Punchbowl Full Of Joy (Sonny Columbus & His Del Fuegos, 1983)
Top 100 Song
- What We Call Christmas (Bleach, 2001)
- X-Mas (Chinkees, 2002)
- Yo Ho Ho (Klark Kent, a.k.a. Stewart Copeland, circa 1980)
- Christmas Lights (Montgomery Cliffs, 2005)
- Home For Christmas (Last Train Home, 2005)
- Maybe This Christmas (Ron Sexsmith, 2005)
- (Not Just Until) The Season Ends (Mary Karlzen, 2005)
- Shopping Mall (Holiday Music, 2005)
- Ten Tubas (Professor & Maryann, 2005)
- This Christmas (Dismemberment Plan, 2005)
- Twelve Days (Bitter Hearts, 2005)
- Why Christmas? (Longest Day Of The Year) (Paula Kelley, 2005)
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