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Though
best known as the birthplace of the Waitresses' libidinous, evergreen classic, "Christmas
Wrapping," Ze Records' A
Christmas Record (1981) is - best I can figure - the first-ever alternative
Christmas album. Plenty of alternative Christmas singles had
been released by 1981, but this album was the first complete, coherent, full-length
record to arrive from "left of the dial" (to employ Paul Westerberg's
phrase). At the time, actually, we might have called the music on A
Christmas Record "new wave," though "no wave" - a noisy,
New York-based funk/punk hybrid - would have been more accurate. Regardless
of such labels, A
Christmas Record is a fascinating listen, ranging from evocative, ambient
meditations to bleating free jazz to tasteful, tuneful pop.
Among the rarified crowd that has actually heard A
Christmas Record, most comment on James White's "Christmas With
Satan." White was the provocateur behind such "no wave" icons
as the Contortions, but his droll, blasphemous, nearly tuneless piece of
skronk belies the LP's true intention. A
Christmas Record, rather, was
designed to pay tribute to such classic Christmas albums by Phil
Spector and Brian Wilson, and a song like Davitt
Sigerson's sweet, folky "It's A Big Country" is more representative
of the spirit of proceedings - if not the prevailing sound.
Most Ze Records were, by their own admission, mutant disco - twisted or tortured
perhaps, but celebratory and kinetic at their core. Hence, A
Christmas Record sounds like a party, albeit the strangest one ever thrown
in honor of Old St. Nick. While resident Ze diva Christina and Detroit weirdos
Was (Not Was) work up a propulsive head of steam, they develop a severe case
holiday blues. Kid Creole & The Coconuts' leader August Darnell, however,
sounds positively gleeful celebrating "Christmas On Riverside Drive," and
the dense funk of Material (vocals courtesy Nona Hendryx) leaves no doubt that "It's
A Holiday." Even Alan Vega (half of doleful, proto-industrial duo Suicide)
manages to sound (almost) cheerful, proclaiming "No More Christmas Blues."
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A
few of the Christmas
Record alumni went on to some renown, most notably über-producer Don
Was (Bonnie Raitt, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan) and Material's hyper-prolific mastermind
Bill Laswell. But, most Ze artists were considered avant garde in 1981,
celebrated mainly by rock critics and Big Apple hipsters, and soon nearly the
entire Christmas
Record roster was uniformly obscure. By the dawn of the CD era, Ze Records
was moribund and their catalog out-of-print. Only the Waitresses' cut was ever
widely reissued on CD (see Edge Of Christmas,
among others).
Thus, for years adventurous collectors were forced to hunt down A
Christmas Record on vinyl. Intriguingly, two intersecting versions exist
- some of which were pressed on white vinyl! A year after its initial release,
a "special edition" of A
Christmas Record was issued, with songs by Charlélie Couture and
Alan Vega replaced with new tracks by James White and the Three Courgettes.
Vinyl junkies, take heed....
Happily, 2004 brought news that A
Christmas Record had finally been digitally reissued, albeit in a strangely
reconfigured format. Ze Records, resurrected in France, unleashed the awkwardly-titled Ze
Xmas Record Reloaded 2004, comprising nearly every track from both editions
of their original LP, plus three newer (largely pointless) cuts. The revised
running order is a bit jarring, and one track (the Courgettes'
lovely "Christmas Is Coming") is omitted without explanation - presumably
because the trio were signed to Ze's distributor, Island Records, not Ze itself.
But the
package
- featuring a booklet with the original cover art and an essay
by label
honcho Michel Esteban - is very nice. Mostly, though, it's thrilling to hear
these songs again (without the pops and clicks) and know that younger listeners
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Albums
Songs
- Christmas Fever (Charlélie
Couture, 1981)
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Christmas Is Coming (Three Courgettes, 1982)
-
Christmas On Riverside Drive (August Darnell, 1981)
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Christmas Time In The Motor City (Was Not Was, 1981)
- Christmas Wrapping (Waitresses, 1981)
Top 100 Song [close]
By the early 80's, it was OK to be a nerd (thank you, David Byrne). The Waitresses made something of
a career out of exploring the lives of nerds, first with the theme to Square Pegs,
a short lived sitcom, then with "I Know What Boys Like," a sneering portrayal of the ultimate
nerd (a horny male) as told by a woman (or prick tease, depending on one's perspective). "Christmas
Wrapping" fits this theory as well, only this time the insecure party is female and the story turns
out well. Employing a charming pseudo-rap style (think Blondie-meets-Tom Tom Club), singer Patty Donahue
begins with a resounding "Bah humbug!" After a year of missed romantic opportunities, though,
she runs into "that guy I've been chasing all year" while doing some last minute shopping. "That
Christmas magic's brought this tale to a very happy ending," she effuses, not unlike those Revenge
Of The Nerds movies two decades ago. "Christmas Wrapping" was the most popular song
from Ze Record's A Christmas Record, a neat LP that's
only
been reissued on CD overseas. However, the song often shows up on compilations ( Edge
Of Christmas) and is included on Best
Of The Waitresses.
-
Christmas With Satan (James White, 1982)
-
Hey Lord (Suicide, 1981)
-
It's A Big Country (Davitt Sigerson, 1981)
-
It's A Holiday (Material with Nona Hendryx, 1981)
-
No More Christmas Blues (Alan Vega, 1981)
-
Things Fall Apart (Christina, 1981)
Further
Listening
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